MikeBo’s Blog!
Tuesday August 8, 2017
Soleggiato e caldo a Roma 98°F/37°C
Scattered thundershowers 92°F/33°C
in Cedar Park, Texas
Buongiorno amici miei!
A few days ago
my Facebook news feed popped out an item which instantly caught my attention! (SPOILER ALERT: This has NOTHING to do with Donald
Trump or politics!) It was the tale
of a cable TV customer who was amazed
to learn that he could watch his local television channels for FREE if he
hooked his TV set up to an ANTENNA. I
realized instantly that this poor soul was not of my generation. For, I recall
in the dim distant past running home from school, turning on the Emerson black
and white TV set in our living room and sitting through a snowy test pattern
from one of the New York stations so I could watch Howdy Doody! Since we lived almost 100 miles from New York City,
our signal was, should I say, less than
crisp! But after my dad spent $450
on the TV set and another $100 for the outside antenna, at least the test
pattern and Howdy Doody and Captain Video were FREE!
But, back to
the future. Now I’m looking back at decades of cable television service, back
to the primeval era when cable TV was called CATV, or Community Access TV. Now, we all belong to the Online Generation!
Back in the
distant past, my first monthly bill for cable TV service was about twenty
bucks. Nowadays, by the time I added up all of my electronic necessities like
cell phone, house phone, cable TV and internet services I was in thrall to my
carrier for an amount approaching the entire defense budget of a banana
republic. Something had to give! Either I could continue eating and paying my
share of the price for my retirement plan health services, or I could stay in
touch with the world and keep blogging about starving to death on Twitter and
Facebook. Shortly after I moved to Texas I decided to make some adjustments,
but I soon found that cutting the apron strings is not any less a task than a
rebellious teenager who is wriggle out of the grasp of a domineering parent. Here’s how I did it.
First thing to
go was my landline. Nearly every call was from a telemarketer. My voicemail in-box
was cluttered with charity pitches, solicitations for services or instructions
to Press ONE to be connected to a live
operator! I used my home phone only
rarely. My home phone was nothing more than a repository for hang-up calls,
junk faxes and telemarketers. My carrier was helpless when it came to purging the
robocalls. Then, I set out to systematically wean myself of my cable TV
service. It turned out to be a lengthy process fraught with finding
alternatives and facing constant challenges from my provider.
My first major
purchase after I moved to Texas was a big screen, Smart HD TV set. Like all state-of-the-art TVs, it possessed a
built-in computer and was internet ready. It also has multiple HDMI inputs for
other components, and it also carries a number of apps for news channels and selected entertainment channels for
shows and movies and games. The big screen TV replaced my older 30 inch HD TV,
which now sits on my desk in my office. After a few months of being tethered to
the ATT U-verse, I made my first move – I shed my land line. At the same time, after Googling indoor TV antennas, I ordered one from
Amazon.com, plugged it in, tuned my television set and – Voila! After a lapse of decades, I was again watching local TV
channels for FREE! After trying the
new antenna out for several weeks and assuring myself that I was on to
something, I hopped in my Ranger and drove to Best Buy and returned home with
the next element in my grand plan: Apple TV. I chose Apple TV because of my experience with
my personal IPhone and IPad and the MACs I used at work. Now, the little Apple
TV box nestles right under my HDTV. The
indoor antenna rests on a stand right alongside.
As a dress
rehearsal for my soon-to-be cable-free life, and since I was going to Rome
anyway, I called my provider and had my cable TV service put on vacation hold
for two months. I could still bail out of my plan if it did not work to my satisfaction. So, after watching a combination of free and
Apple TV for the next two weeks, I hopped on my flight to Rome. By the time I returned to Texas, I was ready
to take the ultimate step. I called my provider to be told that since I had
purchased my internet service and my cable TV service in a bundle, I could not delete
cable TV without also cancelling my internet service. So, I chickened out. As a
compromise, I reduced my cable TV service down to basic cable, which saved
about $35 a month. So, by losing my telephone and reducing my cable TV service,
I was saving almost $100 a month. Not too
shabby, I thought. Then the next monthly bill landed in my mail box. I was
paying $85 for Basic Cable. That was
fewer local channels than I was getting from my indoor antenna. I was going to
have to climb the mountain and have a heart-to-heart talk with God herself. The
deity of all communications: AT&T! (The reader can, at this point,
substitute Verizon or Sprint etc. for my provider, AT&T).
So, on a day of
my choosing, I donned my flak jacket and shorts, grabbed a big cup of black
coffee, picked up my cell phone and dialed 6-1-1. After duking it out verbally
with the computerized greeter, I was over my initial hurdle and chatting with a
real live customer service specialist. I
started with a pitch about my lifestyle:
I have become a child of the
internet, I explained. I’m retired
and I travel a lot. My bank and my credit union don’t even have branches in the
state where I live. All of my bills are sent to me by email are and are paid on
line. All of my deposits are done via wire transfer. If I have a check to
deposit, I do it through my IPhone. I have international roaming on my IPhone.
Whatever you, as my provider, may lose in cable TV revenues from me will be
more than made up for in roaming and data charges. I will even upgrade my
internet connection to a higher speed, but I no longer need cable TV service. For
what seemed like an eternity, there was silence on the line.
Then a warm, friendly
voice was heard. Of course, sir. I will
be happy to assist you in revising your plan.
I was just a little taken aback. I had expected far more resistance.
And so it was done. No more cable television. The following days I gathered up
my cable boxes and remote control devices and took them to the UPS store for shipment back to the provider.
Going it alone
takes a little work. Deciding which show to watch requires more than a casual glance at the TV Guide, or
surfing the directory of your cable TV package. My indoor antenna picks up four Austin PBS channels. There’s KLRU HD, the main
channel; KLRU-Q, which runs programs from the main channel at different times
and is heavy on documentaries and drama series; KLRU-Create, which offers
cooking, do it yourself, craft and travel features; and PBS Kids, the 24-hour children’s
channel. In addition, subscribers to PBS are eligible for the KLRU Passport,
which enables live streaming of all PBS shows. Since I’m a long-time PBS subscriber,
this upgrade was a no-brainer. I’m
watching Amazon TV through my big screen HDTV app and have the option to view
others. But, my Apple TV is the heart of my operation, and I am constantly
adding new apps to my collection. (That’s the tedious part: selecting an email
address so you can open accounts with an ID and password, and finding a credit
card to pay for the individual applications. For music there’s ITunes and
IHeart Radio. So far my television mainstays are CBSN for news, Netflix, HBO
Now, Amazon TV, You Tube, the National
Geographic Channel and PBS. I must caution the sole internet streamer that some
of the apps promoted in the Apple Store are linked to your cable TV service.
That’s how I lost the Turner Networks and my ability to watch the SAG Awards or
all those great old movies. But, trust
me, it all balances out.
As an old
retired newsguy, I would be remiss if I didn’t touch on my former profession
and all the ranting about Fake News!
Internet access gives the viewer a new, international perspective on the news. I subscribe to the
New York Times and the Washington Post, of course. But one of my cornerstone
news sources is the PBS Newshour. PBS also carries BBC America and DW TV, the
German news service based in Berlin. They also offer NHK News from Tokyo and
several other news programs which I watch to stay current. DW TV and Al Jazeera
are also stream-able. There are apps in the Apple Store for both of them. I
even subscribe to RAI-TV from Rome. RAI covers my quest for news and enables me
to practice my Italian at the same time. CBSN has replaced CNN as my regular
hourly news source. So, I am finding that, if you make the effort to connect
with new sources of information and entertainment you can broaden your
horizons. And, as I write this blog, my IPad and IPhone have lit up with
breaking news bulletins from a variety of international sources about the
President of South Africa surviving a vote of confidence.
I may be living
in the heart of Texas, but I’m in touch!
Onward and Upward!
Ciao,
MikeBo
© Mike Botula 2017
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